American Idol dumps four people we mostly didn’t even know were on the show

American Idol 9 dropped its first four semifinalists, and they were people that, to be perfectly honest, I didn’t even recognize. Perhaps the biggest surprises were that last-minute replacement Tim Urban was safe (but Simon Cowell’s criticism has the potential to galvanize voters) and Alex Lambert escaped elimination despite looking as though he had wandered in off the street thinking the studio was a McDonald’s, and Tyler Grady went home despite getting a lot of screen time.

Janell Wheeler was first out, and Ryan said “that part sucks,” as if there’s any other part to come. Ashley Rodriguez also went home, as did Joe Munoz and Tyler Grady. Tyler blamed the judges, saying “I didn’t get much constructive criticism during Hollywood week and I feel like what they told me was a little bit too late.” But at least he got some attention during the earlier rounds, unlike Joe.

The filler wasn’t bad: Allison Iraheta performed, and Kris Allen did too, singing “Let it Be” set to footage of his visit to earthquake-ravaged Haiti; the recording will be on iTunes and proceeds benefit relief efforts. That’s the way they should do Idol Gives Back: one song every week, not one big telethon.

My new favorite is Casey James, because during the lip-synced “American Boy” group number, he didn’t even try to pretend, and instead just moved his mouth slightly and gave a look to the camera that said, “whatever.” Indeed.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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