• Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney get married

  • Images from Big Brother cast member Steven Daigle’s porn debut now online

  • Next week: The Marriage Ref gets previewed, debuts, while Bachelor, Celebrity Rehab end

  • Survivor misleads us, not delivering on James’ meltdown or the anti-Parvati sentiment

  • American Idol dumps four people we mostly didn’t even know were on the show

  • Simon Cowell’s $1.8 million, two-story dressing room trailer has “a children’s play area”

  • Sober House’s second-season cast announced as Celebrity Rehab wraps up its third season

  • Pam Anderson on DWTS, while Kate Gosselin, Evan Lysacek, Greg Louganis all want to dance

  • American Idol starts the judge shenanigans to compensate for weak singing

  • Kris Allen earned at least $650,000, and other details about American Idol salaries

  • American Idol’s semi-finals start with weak performances

  • Valishia: “I kind of felt a little bombarded by producers and people who tried to sway me”

  • Bachelor women lied about seeing Rozlyn with producer

  • Rozlyn confronted by Chris Harrison, Bachelor women about her alleged affair at the reunion

  • Uncensored Jersey Shore season one DVD released today

  • Lacey Schwimmer out as Dancing with the Stars pro

  • Chris Harrison promises affair details; Rozyln accused Chris of hitting on producer’s wife

  • Amazing Race censors protect us from cow poo as bus travel finally brings real drama

  • Ellen promises to help Angela Martin get signed, with Kara DioGuardi’s songwriting help

  • Jake Harris arrested for DUI; Deadliest Catch producers have footage of Phil in the hospital

  • Next week: American Idol consumes an additional night

  • Heroes become villains as James rips Stephenie, Rob falls ill but rallies his tribe

  • Brooke Burke, Vanessa Minnillo, or Melissa Rycroft could be the new DWTS co-host

  • Chris Golightly was under contract with a record company that was willing to release him

  • Olympics break American Idol’s six-year winning streak thanks to US gold, another terrible Idol episode