Ultimate Merger needs men for Trump to play matchmaker with a “well-known bachelorette”

Donald Trump is apparently going to star in a new dating reality series called The Ultimate Merger, which is now casting men who are willing to live in the Trump hotel in Las Vegas and let Trump decide who’s best for an allegedly well-known woman.

A casting notice on Cragislist says that “Trump will take on the role of matchmaker to help a well known bachelorette achieve the ‘ultimate merger’ – a successful relationship.” The show will be produced by Donald Trump Productions and Juma Entertainment, and the notice says Trump “will help select a group of eligible bachelors to stay at Trump International Hotel and Tower in Las Vegas and prove they have what it takes to win her heart.”

Men have to be over 21 and a legal US residents who are “financially secure” and “outgoing with big personalities,” and “all races and ethnicities” are welcome.

On Tuesday, casting producers are holding an “audition party” in Chicago for “eligible bachelors” and “men who are at the top of their game, such as CEO’s, entrepreneurs, Doc, Atty, PhD’s etc.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.