• Next week: Ghosts, pit bulls, parolees, sex addicts, stylists, flowers, and Diddy

  • Project Runway 6 ratings down but it has helped lower Lifetime’s average age

  • Foa Foa’s failure may end with merge

  • Why Lifetime’s lifeless Project Runway is like the first Harry Potter movie

  • Real World DC’s already-annoying cast and subtlety-deficient house previewed

  • Mia Michaels doesn’t have cancer, quit to focus on other projects, like SYTYCD in UK, Canada

  • Adam Lambert calls For Your Entertainment cover “ridiculous” and “deliberately campy”

  • Jon denies report that he’ll date the Octomom on their own reality series

  • Judges eliminate Brandon Dumlao after his day and a half in SYTYCD’s top 20

  • Jeff Lewis breaks down after reunion fight with Ryan Brown, saying, “I lost my best friend”

  • Mark Burnett will be the first reality producer to get Producer Guild’s Norman Lear Award

  • Simon Cowell suggested Gordon Ramsay have plastic surgery

  • Suspected Hollywood Hills burglar Alexis Neiers arrested on the set of her E! reality show

  • SYTYCD has amazing dancing on its ugly new set; Billy Bell “could possibly die” if he dances

  • Kim Zolciak exposes her vagina

  • Canaan says “I don’t think it was abusive in the least”; Mika says “he was trying to push me”

  • Roloff farm signs stolen, vandalized with bullets, feces

  • Billy Bell drops out of SYTYCD because of illness, will be replaced by Brandon Dumlao

  • Top Chef: Just Desserts spin-off will be a competition between pastry chefs

  • Stupidity in Dubai gives way to domestic violence atop a water slide on Amazing Race 15

  • Both Survivor Samoa tribes received pizza reward, despite not having actually earned it

  • Next week: Two Andy Cohen reunions, and My Super Sweet 16 becomes a horror movie

  • Russell Swan: “my memory is completely different than what I saw on TV”

  • Adam Lambert talks about drug use, makeup, fans’ “entitlement,” being an object of fantasy

  • Hills has lost half of its 18-34 viewers; is Kristin Cavallari’s fake, scripted drama to blame?