Jeff Schroeder’s fake Facebook wall summarizes Big Brother 11 flawlessly

This season of Big Brother may not be the best ever, but it has generated some fantastic satire. First there was cartoon Julie Chen’s interview with producer Allison Grodner, and now a satirical mock-up of Jeff Schroeder’s Facebook wall posted on Survivor Sucks.

It’s rich with material, from the friending/unfriending of Jeff and other houseguests to the ads (“World renowned sports entertainer Jessie Godderz will obsolete your current workout plan!”) Executive producer Allison Grodner also makes appearances, with her fake status indicating she’s booted Chima, which results in a hysterical exchange. Even his relationship status is funny. The whole thing is fantastic, so bravo to its creator.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.