Mary Carey returns to porn in Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw

Despite Dr. Drew’s best efforts to turn Mary Carey back into the ballet dancing Mary Ellen during her time in Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, Mary Carey is back in porn–and maybe even having sex with a Dr. Drew lookalike in Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, which is on DVD today.

Introducing the movie’s trailer, Mary wrote on MySpace, “Hope you love it as much as I do…. !!!” With porn stars pretending to be the celebs from the show by adopting fake names such as Cock Rockaway and Tanya Clitain, how could we not love it?

The DVD’s description says “Marey Carey leads an all star cast of hotties as they sit with… and on Dr. Screw and try to heal themselves. Penny Flame, Claire Dames, Audrianna Angel and Aiden Star take turns fucking the shit out of the other castmates, and give meaning to the term ‘reality fucks.'”

Anyway, watch the (loud, kind of annoying) trailer, which includes no sex but is just a profane Celebrity Rehab parody:

Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw Trailer [MySpace]

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.

Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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