Mary Carey returns to porn in Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw

Despite Dr. Drew’s best efforts to turn Mary Carey back into the ballet dancing Mary Ellen during her time in Celebrity Rehab and Sober House, Mary Carey is back in porn–and maybe even having sex with a Dr. Drew lookalike in Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw, which is on DVD today.

Introducing the movie’s trailer, Mary wrote on MySpace, “Hope you love it as much as I do…. !!!” With porn stars pretending to be the celebs from the show by adopting fake names such as Cock Rockaway and Tanya Clitain, how could we not love it?

The DVD’s description says “Marey Carey leads an all star cast of hotties as they sit with… and on Dr. Screw and try to heal themselves. Penny Flame, Claire Dames, Audrianna Angel and Aiden Star take turns fucking the shit out of the other castmates, and give meaning to the term ‘reality fucks.'”

Anyway, watch the (loud, kind of annoying) trailer, which includes no sex but is just a profane Celebrity Rehab parody:

Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw Trailer [MySpace]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.