Melissa Rycroft rebounds on Dancing with the Stars’ Jason-bashing premiere

The addition of Melissa Rycroft to Dancing with the Stars 8 may be ABC’s most brilliant move in a long time. For one, she can dance, and her score of 23 has her tied for second place after the first night of competition and after only 48 hours of rehearsals. She’s easily a front-runner, and her popularity among ABC’s audience means she’ll probably stay right until the end.

More importantly, though, it’s basically a way for ABC to apologize to her for using her last Monday night. Besides keeping her on the payroll, there’s the bonus of being able to rip Jason even more. The audience booed Jason when they showed a clip of Jason rejecting her, and Len Goodman told her that “The Bachelor’s loss is Dancing with the Stars’ gain.” Bruno called Jason “a loser,” while Tom said Jason needs “people skills.”

Beyond the Jason-bashing, while the first two hours of season eight had some decent performances (Shawn Johnson, Gilles Marini), some wooden performances (Ty Murray), and some entertainingly awkward performances (Woz, Denise Richards), it was kind of long and dull, and I had to temporarily entertain myself by trying to guess what Steve O’s blurred tattoo was (it’s a dripping penis with U.S.A. written underneath it).’

I think our hosts need some time to get back into things. Samantha repeatedly cut people off backstage in order to throw back to Tom, who’d make some kind of bad joke and clearly wasn’t under a time crunch, while Tom’s conversation with the injured former competitor Nancy O’Dell was punctuated with him saying “mmm” and trying to get her to stop talking. He seemed completely uninterested in both Nancy and Jewel, hoping they’d shut up, so now he knows how some in the audience feel about him.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.