• LuAnn separates from her count husband

  • Simon and Paula’s screwing around unfair to contestants, even if it’s entertaining

  • MTV renews Real World, Challenge for four seasons each

  • The Osbournes return to TV tonight with variety show

  • Recycle follows ex-Mujahideen bodyguard who collects cardboard to support his family

  • ABC gets Shark Tank; Fox plans More to Love fat dating show; RuPaul renewed; Chopping Block gone

  • Dennis Rodman intervention, firing ends with AA promo as Celebrity Apprentice gets even better

  • Phuket: elephants mount, tap contestants’ asses

  • Tiffany Pollard returning to VH1 in New York Goes to Work

  • Megan Parris says Bachelor producers “berate,” “curse at” contestants

  • Shawn Johnson could earn $365,000 on Dancing with the Stars

  • Michael Sarver eliminated but Matt Giraud in danger

  • Richard Hatch cites his “villainous” “media-concocted caricature” in request to be released

  • Prostitution, schizophrenia, showmance lesbianism accusations fly on High School Reunion 5

  • Jason: “Molly and I are happy”

  • Simon’s prediction that Adam, Lil, and Danny will be the final three in danger after actual singing by two of them

  • Boring, waste-of-time Survivor clip show promises “deeper insight” but doesn’t deliver

  • Armed Shawn Johnson stalker arrested after jumping fence at Dancing’s studio

  • Idols lip-sync during group numbers, production company admits after denying it

  • Survivor’s episode tonight is not “all-new”

  • Woz, Steve-O stay, Denise Richards leaves despite improvement

  • 73-year-old Ohio nun’s shooting death in Brazil is the subject of They Killed Sister Dorothy

  • CatchCon will be Discovery-sponsored Deadliest Catch convention

  • Survivor will become an interactive stage show at three amusement parks

  • Blurry parody RuPaul’s Drag Race crowns Bebe “the next drag superstar”