Allison Iraheta, Kris Allen, Adam Lambert make top 12; Simon asked God to send Norman home

American Idol 8 now has half of its top 12, as Allison Iraheta, Kris Allen, and Adam Lambert have joined the first three finalists. The other six will be added next week during the semi-final round’s conclusion and the wild card round, which has finally been explained.

Allison Iraheta seemed to be a lock, and Adam Lambert wasn’t a big surprise, either. Kris Allen, who looks like an older version of David Archuleta, made it through despite getting dissed by Kara, and while he seemed surprised, it wasn’t quite a huge upset.

More importantly, we learned that God is apparently tight with Simon Cowell, as Norman Gentle/Nick Mitchell went home. Simon said he “I prayed for about five or six hours non-stop, actually, last night, and I’m hoping me and God have a good relationship right now.”

Since Allison and Kris got their stool seats during the first half hour, producers had time to fill, which they did in part by re-airing the “Idol retrospective” from the audition rounds, because that’s what we really miss, the endless montages from the auditions. We apparently miss them so much that Seacrest begged us to stay tuned during the commercials to see “an unseen audition you don’t want to miss.” Um, I fast-forward through the actual show, and you honestly expect me to stick around during the commercials?

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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