Biggest Loser 7, Homeland Security USA debut

The seventh season of The Biggest Loser kicks off tonight, as does a brand-new ABC reality series that follows people who work in the Department of Homeland Security.

ABC’s Homeland Security USA is from Arnold Shapiro, who most recently produced Big Brother until he quit. The network says the series gives “an unprecedented look at the work of these men and women while they use the newest technology to safeguard our country and enforce our laws.”

Unsurprisingly, it’s not exactly a documentary about law enforcement. The New York Times calls the new series “an exclusive, inside look at a recruitment video” and “a powerful ego boost for insecure civil servants” that “doesn’t reveal much about the homeland’s actual security.”

Also at 8, NBC debuts The Biggest Loser 7, the show’s second couples season, meaning everyone is paired with someone they know (cough, Amazing Race rip-off, cough). Like last season, will air bloated two-hour episodes every week.

The new cast is the fattest ever: They weight more than 3.5 tons, and includes the heaviest female ever (she weighs 379 pounds) and the biggest contestant ever (he weighs 454 pounds).

That’s less shocking than a line in the cast announcement press release that says the series’ now-extensive product line “has generated over $50 million in spending.” As if the relentless and often-insulting product placement wasn’t enough, it’s obvious the show’s focus is on using weight loss to make money and fill time for NBC.

The Biggest Loser [NBC]
Homeland Security U.S.A. [ABC]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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