American Idol 8 debuts tonight with a new judge and Phoenix’s bikini girl

American Idol takes over television again starting tonight when its eighth season debuts at 8 p.m. ET on Fox. The two-hour debut features auditions from Phoenix, in addition to the debut of new judge Kara DioGuardi. (Her name, as a segment in the premiere discusses, is apparently pronounced “care-ah,” not “car-a,” which is what Simon calls her.)

It’s pretty much the same show it always was, but what’s remarkable is how it manages to still actually squeeze entertainment out of the same thing we’ve seen seven other times. There are still many bad singers who are still so shockingly bad that they make you laugh. By my rough count, there’s about an even number of good and bad singers in tonight’s premiere, with some so-so ones thrown in the mix. But in two hours, only about 18 singers get extended segments, with a few shitty singer montages, never mind the now-famous bikini girl Katrina Darrell who was previously featured in an ad for the new season.

Besides that obnoxious segment and an unfortunate and unnecessary bit of come-out-of-the-closet joking late in the episode, everyone actually manages to be on their best behavior; in other words, Simon does not call someone a bush baby or mock a Special Olympian. The judges’ interaction is strong and seems to be rejuvenated; Paula is coherent and conscious, and I’m sticking with my prediction that she’ll be good for Idol because she’s pretty straightforward and honest, whether she’s being supportive or amusingly critical.

Since 27 from Phoenix went to Hollywood, that means we only know a third of them. If you want to figure out who you should pay attention to, the usually-accurate spoilers from Joe’s Place identifies those who made it to Hollywood or to the top 50, and provides helpful links to their MySpace pages or evidence of their acting, singing, or otherwise ringer-like career.

American Idol – SPOILERS – Contestant Listing Updated 1/9/09 [Joe’s Place Blog]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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