America’s Next Top Zombie Idol spoof airing on

On Monday, the UK’s E4 debuted a satirical zombie-infected version of Big Brother called Dead Set, and now, just in time for Halloween, is airing a spoof reality show America’s Next Top Zombie Idol.

The one-episode, five-act video features eight zombies competing for the title, and it is, of course, scripted and not at all real. VH1’s blog says it’s “an online-exclusive spoof from 51 Minds, the creators of Charm School, the …Of Love saga and America’s Most Smartest Model” and that the “episode is intent on dismantling reality show cliches.” Of course, the producers of Flavor of Love and everything it wrought are responsible for perpetuating many of those cliches.

I’d review the brief episode, except that when I tried to watch it from my non-United States location, showed me an ad and then said, “Music videos are accessible in the U.S. only.” What? They’re really restricting Internet-only content to a single country? But they have no problem showing an ad first? Then again, I haven’t seen it, so maybe it’s better for the U.S.’s reputation that other nations not be able to watch it.

Here’s act one; let me know how it is:

America’s Next Top Zombie Idol: Undead Reality and
America’s Next Top Zombie Idol: Act 1 [VH1]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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