• Jeff Probst and Julie Berry broke up; Richard Hatch smuggled matches in his ass

  • Jon Kelley is funny, serious, self-deprecating, and a lot like Anderson Cooper

  • Lauren Zalaznick, Tim Gunn each reinvented and resuscitated their respective brands

  • Roloffs “confused as to why people watch” Little People, Big World

  • Former Extra anchor Jon Kelley will host The Mole 3, which may debut in late May

  • Danity Kane’s second album debuts at number one, giving them their second #1 debut

  • Paula Abdul could be on Dancing with the Stars 7

  • Kynt and Vyxsin visit school where gay teen was killed

  • Celebrity Apprentice finale was Thursday’s #1 show, had NBC’s highest ratings since Nov. 2006

  • JabbaWockeeZ wins America’s Best Dance Crew; season two now casting

  • Andy Cohen suggests Bravo’s viewers are idiots

  • Piers Morgan beats Trace Adkins to win Celebrity Apprentice; Simon Cowell gives $100K

  • Jon Murray says Real World cast members “are different, yet they are the same”

  • Previous Hell’s Kitchen winners will guest on season four; Ramsay doesn’t like to swear

  • Lauren Conrad says producers have “kind of talked about” a Hills movie

  • Tyra Banks denies she’s leaving the show

  • Chikezie goes home; Syesha and Jason Castro were also at risk

  • Chelsia evicted as the houseguests continue their half-assed attempts to be entertaining

  • Hills’ return gets record ratings, was TV’s number-one show among people 18-34

  • Trailer for Real World Hollywood: “Sometimes we stumble. Sometimes we fall. But we always get back up.”

  • American Idol 7 and Dancing with the Stars 6 each lose millions of viewers

  • Viewers dump magician, tennis player from Dancing with the Stars 6

  • Tyra reportedly feuding with Jay Manuel, considering leaving Top Model

  • Paula Abdul’s tattered clothing the most interesting thing about American Idol

  • What’s wrong with Paradise Hotel 2?