Evan, Monica win American Gladiators and become new gladiators

Evan Dollard and Monica Carlson won American Gladiators, each receiving $100,000, an SUV, and a position as a gladiator for the upcoming second season of the show.

Evan, who has superhuman speed on so many events, but particularly the wall, started the Eliminator with a 9.5 second head start, and Alex Rai never had a chance. Evan beat his own 1:23.0 record on the Eliminator, finishing it in 1:19.0. “I’ve never felt more alive,” he said.

The women’s Eliminator was much more competitive, as Shanay Norvell caught up to soccer mom Monica on the net despite Monica’s head start, but pulled ahead and beat Shanay.

“You get to join these gladiators as American Gladiators next season,” Laila Ali said in her last (thankfully) terribly delivered, poorly scripted line of the season. And hopefully that’s not true, and the show will drop its lamer gladiators (hello, Militia) and replace them with ones cloned from Wolf.

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

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Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

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