Casey wins fan favorite during Top Chef 3’s tedious reunion

After skipping a reunion for Top Chef 2 because fans were outraged over the show’s interpersonal conflict, Bravo aired a reunion for Top Chef 3 Wednesday night. It should have been the reverse, though, because there wasn’t much drama between the contestants this season, and thus the reunion was yet another one of Bravo’s tedious reunion shows, like eavesdropping on a conversation between people retelling stories from an uninteresting vacation. It wasn’t the best conclusion to a great season.

Filmed in the same dimly lit studio as Top Chef 3‘s live finale, the reunion revealed Casey as the winner of the fan favorite poll. She won $10,000 and a set of Calphalon cookwear. Most of the rest of the reunion consisted of regurgitated clips from the show, although there was an amusing blooper reel and an appearance by Hung’s morning wood. We also learned that judges are super-indecisive and take about four or six hours, or even more, to decide who to send home.

And as has become a tradition, blogging VP host superstar Andy Cohen did his best to say “” as many times as possible, while redefining the phrase “up next” to mean not after a commercial break, but actually an hour later, at the end of the show. He even ripped off Chuck Woolery’s catchphrase at one point by saying “we’ll be back in 2 and 2.” I think he’s now just baiting us to make fun of him.

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Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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