Bonaduce won’t be prosecuted for “self-defense” because Jon Dalton “acted offensively”

Danny Bonaduce will not face charges for flipping dry-humping Jon “Jonny Fairplay” Dalton over his head at the Fox Reality Channel awards last week.

A document from the DA’s office said that a battery claim couldn’t be proven because of “insufficient evidence,” and because Jon Dalton “initiated contact and acted offensively,” according to the AP. In the document, “Deputy District Attorney Jeffrey Boxer wrote that Bonaduce did not intentionally injure Fairplay and his ‘actions fell within the realm of self-defense.'” More amusingly, the DA’s document noted that Dalton “wrapped his arms and legs around the suspect and thrust his pelvis into the suspect’s body.” Yes, he humped Danny Bonaduce’s face.

That ends a saga that helped earn sympathy for a reality star that not many people had sympathy for, Danny Bonaduce, and led many to come to the conclusion that the guy with a mouth full of broken teeth, Jon Dalton, had it coming. And while the show’s host, Kennedy, didn’t actually see that moment, she details on Fancast what happened immediately afterwards (and throughout the evening). She reveals that after the on-stage drama happened, Fairplay “did pull the ultimate dick move by ripping a camera out of the make up artist’s hands and smashing it on the ground,” she writes. “When you straddle and dry hump a man onstage in front of thirty cameras and hundreds of people you have momentarily compromised your right to privacy.”

No charges for Bonaduce in Fairplay face-plant [AP]
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Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.