VH1’s Mission: Man Band, ABC’s Fat March debut tonight

Tonight, VH1 formers a new boy band from members of old boy bands, and ABC forces fat people to walk across part of the country.

At 9 p.m. ET, ABC debuts Fat March, follows 12 people who “walk over 570 miles, passing through nine states, with the goal of shedding unwanted pounds and getting fit along the way in an attempt to permanently alter their lives. In addition, they all will compete for a prize pool of $1.2 million,” ABC says. They walk and camp along the way from Boston to Washington, D.C. One contestant, Chantal, told the Boston Herald, “‘The Biggest Loser’ is a joke compared to what we went through. When I found out I was camping, I was horrified and shocked.”

United Features’ Kevin McDpnough says the show is “gluttonous when it comes to devouring pieces of other shows,” and producers “add one reality ingredient too many and mess up the one-step-at-a-time uplift with contrived stunts that pit marchers against one another.”

On cable, VH1’s seven-episode Mission: Man Band debuts at 10 p.m., and follows ‘N Sync’s Chris Kirkpatrick, 98 Degrees’ Jeff Timmons, LFO’s Rich Cronin, Color Me Badd’s Bryan Abrams, who “will live together for one month, create new music, a dynamic stage show and perform as a new pop group,” according to the network.

Chris Kirkpatrick tells the Orlando Sentinel, “They wanted this lighthearted look: Where are they? How fat are they? They wanted the Surreal Life with boy bands. But they got some real compelling stuff that you go, ‘Wow!’ I think people will see that we’re normal guys who had crazy stuff happen to us.”

That “crazy stuff” includes Cronin’s leukemia, Kirkpatrick’s alcoholism, Abrams’ weight gain, and Timmons’ anxiety, The Boston Herald’s Mark A. Perigard says, arguing that “one has to sympathize with men who are looking for a purpose and learning that those who once craved their attention can no longer be bothered.”

Fat March [ABC]
Mission: Man Band [VH1]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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