Mike Boogie gets a genital wart on his penis removed by Will Kirby on Dr. 90210

The following 27 words were actually spoken on an E! reality show last night: “My name is Mike, I’m 36 years old, and I’m going to see my friend Dr. Will Kirby to check out a bump I found on my penis.” Yes, Mike “Boogie” Malin, the winner of Big Brother 7, went to see his friend and Chill Town ally at his medical practice to check out his penis, which was infected with an STD, HPV, also known as genital warts.

The whole scary incident–Mike Boogie himself should never be on TV, never mind his infected genitalia–played out on last night’s episode of Dr. 90210, which co-stars Will this season. After removing the wart, Will tells us, “I really hope Mike just had a big wake-up call. And I hope he decides to be less promiscuous. I also hope he decides to wear a condom.” But Mike ends the segment by saying, “This is no wake-up call for me. I’m still going to lead a pretty promiscuous lifestyle. I’ve waited a long time for success and get past the proverbial velvet rope, and I’m still going to take advantage of it and enjoy it.”

The scenes, below for your viewing pleasure, include uncensored views of Mike’s genital region, a magnified view of the actual wart, and close-ups of Mike fondling his package, although that last part is blurred, but not quite enough to keep the average viewer from watching and then running to the bathroom and pouring Comet into their eyes and scrubbing for an hour. Here’s the video:

Dr. Will on Dr. 90210: Genital Wart Removal [YouTube]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.