Cheryl Burke loses Dancing with the Stars for the first time (and Ian’s out, too)

Dancer Cheryl Burke, who won the last two seasons of Dancing with the Stars along with her partners, has lost the show for the first time. She and Ian Ziering were eliminated last night, leaving Joey Fatone, Apolo Anton Ohno, and Laila Ali to compete in the finals next week.

Cheryl and Ian had the lowest score from the judges on Monday, although it wasn’t that low, as they earned a combined total of 58. Two celebrities–Laila and Joey–had perfect 60s, and Apolo had a 59, thanks to Len Goodman’s deduction of one point because he decided Apolo’s dance was “raunchy,” which probably means it caused a stirring in a place that hasn’t stirred in decades.

The judges handed out 10s like they were shots of penicillin at an MTV Challenge taping. That essentially left the decision up to viewers, as perpetually inarticulate host Samantha Harris repeatedly reminded us as she filled. Time with her. Awkward pauses.

While viewers may not have voted for her and her partner, at least Cheryl doesn’t have another crappy trophy to stick in a closet somewhere.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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