Apolo Anton Ohno wins Dancing with the Stars 4

Apolo Anton Ohno won Dancing with the Stars 4, defeating Joey Fatone to take home the world’s crappiest trophy.

After three final performances, for which each couple received a perfect 30 because the judges have given up, Laila Ali was eliminated first, and she said, “Of course I’m pissed.” Fatone, the first contestant to reveal that he was participating this season, said, “It’s probably one of the best things I’ve ever done in my life,” according to the AP.

In order to fill the two-hour finale, producers included a clip package of the show’s history, going all the way back to its origins as the 1949 UK show Come Dancing. They also showed clips of its various international versions, which was moderately interesting because all of the sets look nearly identical. All of the three previous winners appeared, as did this season’s contestants.

One of them, John Ratzenberger, told host Tom Begeron that he wanted Tom’s job. When Tom threw back to perpetually vacant Samantha Harris, she said, “By the way, Tom, no worries, I’m not letting you go.” Oh, Samantha; if anyone’s going, it’s not him.

Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno named ‘Dancing With the Stars’ champion [AP]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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