Paula Abdul: “I’ve never had so much bullshit written about me in my entire career”

Paula Abdul is getting angry. Entertainment Weekly reports that during a recent conversation with her, she “was still riled up about” reaction to her slurring in interviews earlier this season.

In that interview, she said, “I’ve never had so much bullshit written about me in my entire career, 21 years in this business. Nobody, [including] my friends and my family, has seen me drinking, partying…EVER. I’m the squarest dork there is. I’ve worked my ass off my whole career.” (For the record, Entertainment Weekly obscured the last four letters of “bullshit,” because that’s such a scary word, one that will blind children if they read it.)

Anyway, Paula reiterates that she’s never been drunk or done “recreational drugs” (hello, loophole), and suggests that her bizarre behavior has to do with the nature of the judges’ role. “I have the hardest job — mid-sentence I have to think of what I’m going to say, [and] sometimes I have to talk fast because I don’t want to be edited. I have to think about what I’m going to say because I might not particularly care for [a contestant’s] performance. How [can I express this] so they leave with a little bit of dignity and grace?” she asks.

As to the competition, she heaps praise upon Jordin Sparks, saying “there’s something about Jordin that is older than her years. She’s naturally gifted, she’s not trained — she’s an artist that I think could be around for a long time.” On the men’s side, she says, “I love Blake [Lewis], I want him to follow his beatboxing with reckless abandon because that’s his unique gift, and continue to work on his vocals.”

Paula Abdul Speaks Out [Entertainment Weekly]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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