Chris Sligh leaves as Ryan Seacrest turns Idol into the Sanjaya show

When Ryan Seacrest asked the judges which of the bottom two contestants they thought would leave, Simon Cowell said, “I think it’s bye-bye Curly,” and he was right. Chris Sligh left American Idol 6, right before he ran out of jokes. Haley Scarnato and Phil Stacey were also in the bottom three after “over 30 million votes” were cast.

Paula Abdul answered Ryan’s question with some babble, which we’ve missed this season. “Never a fun time, never a fun time. I think you both deserve really great warmth from the audience,” she told Haley and Chris.

Earlier, Ryan Seacrest teased us with the possibility that Sanjaya would go home. Seacrest’s cute wordplay is nothing new, but there’s extra meaning when it involves Sanjaya. He said, “You sang ‘Bathwater.’ America voted, and you are”–long quasi-dramatic pause–“not going to be out on the center of the stage. You are safe; take a seat.”

It’s becoming very clear that the producers know who’s popular this season, even if he can’t sing. Seacrest opened the show by saying that viewers wanted to know both who was going home and what Sanjaya’s hair would look like. After the intro, Seacrest put on a Sanjaya fright wig modeled after Sanjaya’s hair from last night, and said, “I’ve been Sanjayaed.” And that begs the question: Do we really need two Sanjayas, especially if one can’t sing and the other is a twit?

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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