Lifetime debuts Gay, Straight, or Taken tonight

Lifetime follows the path forged by Bravo (Boy Meets Boy) and FOX (Playing it Straight) when it debuts its own is-he-or-isn’t-he-gay series Gay, Straight, or Taken? tonight at 8 p.m. ET. The network will air two back-to-back half-hour episodes every Monday night.

As the title suggests, every episode follows a woman who has to decide which of three men is gay, straight, and taken (e.g., in a relationship). If she guesses correctly, she wins “a luxurious dream getaway for her and this available bachelor,” according to Lifetime, as if she’d want to travel somewhere alone with the guy. However, “If she makes the wrong call, the man she incorrectly chooses gets her prize instead!” Oh, the drama.

The show’s web site introduces the six men who will be . Is the person with a “competitive streak” straight? Is the one who “has a sense of humor that’s lost on some people” gay? Or is the guy who cuts his own hair straight? Oh, the stereotypes.

Actually, in his review, Variety’s Brian Lowry says the show is “apt to burst stereotypes as much as it promotes them.” But he also points out that the show basically exists as “the perfect vehicle for out-of-work actors who can ham it up during a screening process that, in the pilot, includes touch football, massage and a dip in the pool.” But the New York Post’s Linda Stasi says they are “been-there-seen-them contestants” who inhabit a “mostly snore-bore of a show.”

Gay, Straight, or Taken? [Lifetime]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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