Mario Lopez and Emmitt Smith are Dancing with the Stars 3’s final two after Joey goes home

In the battle of “Blossom” versus “Saved by the Bell,” Joey never had a chance. Joey Lawrence was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars 3 last night, taking his shiny head and sailor suit home and leaving Mario Lopez and Emmitt Smith as the final two celebrity competitors. They’ll dance their last dances next week during the show’s two-part finale.

Joey was eliminated despite the fake, non-existent controversy over Mario Lopez’s package-grabbing Tuesday night that proves there’s such a thing as yellow blogging.

Joey’s elimination came, of course, at the end of a very long episode that contained “a parade of padding impressive even for this often bloated program,” according to’s Linda Holmes. Besides advertisements for the next James Bond movie and the Dancing with the Stars tour, celebrities promoting themselves by talking about the show, it included a comment from the president of Zambia “that he liked all three of the famous American men dancing about in their shiny shirts.” Using world leaders to fill time: almost as unbelievable as ABC having a hit reality series.

Joey’s enthusiasm is not enough on ‘Dancing’ [MSNBC]

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.

Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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