Watching Mike “Boogie” Malin receive $500,000 might not have been all that exciting. But watching Rosie O’Donnell rip Mike on The View provided at least some consolation, especially since she actually seemed to be a fan of the show. Besides refusing to sit next to him (all in her sort of playful Rosie way), she mocked Will and Boogie’s “little 12-year-old” telephone routine (which, naturally, Elisabeth Hasselbeck said was funny). The audience also seems to hate him, not that he really cares. After all, he has half a million dollars and a bunch of restaurants co-owned by celebrities.
Anyway, here Mike’s seven and a half minutes of humiliation, which includes Rosie challenging Janelle and Erika about why they didn’t band together earlier: