Flavor of Love 2 debuts Sunday, and one woman “shits on my floor,” Flavor says

The fourth VH1 series starring Flavor Flav debuts Sunday night at 10 p.m. ET, although it’s already available online. And if you thought the moment when Pumpkin spits in New York’s face from season one was crazy, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Apparently, the casting directors did a good job of finding women with major problems for the new cast, as Flavor tells Entertainment Weekly that “On a new episode, a girl shits on my floor.”

Yes, during the “clock ceremony,” a woman apparently can’t hold it in and squats down and craps. All we see in the first episode, however, is Flavor saying, “After we do the toast, I was like, what is that fucked up smell in my crib, yo?” Not since Jonny Fairplay pooped in Trish’s bed have we had literal crap in a reality series, although apparently this wasn’t a vindictive crapping, as “she couldn’t hold it until the bathroom break,” according to Entertainment Weekly.

Also, two women get in a violent fight over a bed, but please, anyone can punch someone else on a reality show. It takes a special kind of person to crap on a marble floor while the cameras roll.

Flavor of Love 2: Episode 1: Series Premiere [VH1]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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