Unan1mous is not a hoax, ends with Tarah winning $382,193

FOX’s Unan1mous ended last night, and despite all kinds of promotion that suggested a shocking! ending!, it concluded normally. The show totally limped into its finale, as the group decided to vote for Tarah, for lack of a better choice. She won $382,193, saving FOX $1.2 million.

Half of the episode was filler and scary pronouncements from the announcer. “Can they overcome the greed that has cost them nearly $1.2 million?” Why, yes they can. Even if some of the participants are actors, no one was revealed to be complicit in a hoax. And poor Steve, who almost won nearly $1.5 million, walked away with nothing.

There was some last-minute “drama” that may have been the work of producers or just the work of someone with an IMDB entry; as they were about to cast their voting balls in the voting tubes, Adam said, “You know what? Hold on.” He then changed his vote, and said, “There we go.” Ah, so convenient.

Host Head ended the show by saying, “The seven of you have proven that generosity can be greater than greed.” And even selfish Adam agreed. “I think everybody came to realize that the real reward here, it wasn’t that dollar amount. It was being able to give something to someone else,” he said. Unan1mous: a FOX show with a moral. We’ll keep that in mind whenever we buy one of Tarah’s handbags or look at Tino’s porn.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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