David Hasselhoff, Brandy, and Piers Morgan will judge NBC’s America’s Got Talent

As part of Simon Cowell’s barrage of talent-based competitions, NBC will air America’s Got Talent this summer. The show is a “search for the hottest variety and novelty acts from across the country,” according to NBC, and not surprisingly, the viewer-selected winner gets $1 million.

As we saw with the fetid waste of an opportunity that was ABC’s American Inventor, not all talent competitions, even those executive produced by Simon Cowell, are American Idol. But this one has something special that could change everything: David Hasselhoff. He’s one of the show’s three judges, along with Brandy and former UK Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan.

With Regis Philbin as host and Hasselhoff as a judge, at the very least the show will be good for a few C-list laughs. As Cowell dryly reminds us in a statement, “We have three different judges from three different backgrounds. Expect the unexpected.” Like the other shows he’s produced, Cowell will not appear on the show to touch the other judges’ vaginas or taunt the host about his sexual orientation.

Brandy, David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan Named as Judges of NBC’s “America’s Got Talent”… [NBC press release]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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