Remembering the American Idol 5 finale’s weirdest moments

Because FOX ran over time with the finale of American Idol 5, my DVR flipped over to record the Top Chef finale and kept recording the second hour of Lost’s (ridiculously inconclusive) finale. Thus, I missed most of the celebratory stuff, including, I discovered today, David Hasselhoff crying.

Then I realized: Perhaps there were moments we all missed, or perhaps the vast majority of the country that didn’t bother to throw away two hours of its Wednesday evening would like to see what all the chatter is about. (There were also moments everybody missed, like the fact that basically no one showed up for Katharine McPhee’s Tamyra Gray-hosted party in LA, as TVgasm documents in photographs.)

So, as a public service, and thanks to those who’ve recorded and published key moments online, under the, um, fair use statute, here are five of the finale’s oddest moments:

David Hasselhoff gets teary-eyed, in slow motion for added entertainment:

Clay Aiken makes a happy gay lookalike fan’s dream come true:

Wolfgang Puck embarrasses himself:

Prince appears to remind us that he is still our idol by singing a song no one has ever heard before:

Taylor Hicks wins and Katharine can’t even pretend to look surprised; Taylor performs one last time and the stage erupts into flames:

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.