Real World Key West cast’s MySpace profiles revealed

The Real World Key West debuted last night, so you may already be crushing on one or more of the cast members. Thanks to the ever-expanding empire that is MySpace, you can learn even more about the cast members than MTV tells you in their bios. And you can also find out what song they’ve chose to blast out of your speakers the second the page loads.

Gossiplist compiled links to the cast’s alleged MySpace pages in its newsletter today, finding a MySpace page for everyone except Tyler. They are: Paula, Svetlana, Zach, Jose, Janelle, and John.

Among other things, you’ll learn from Zach that “everybody poops,” discover that Janelle has exceeded her Photobucket bandwidth, John calls himself “Bananas,” and Paula is a huge fan of the animated gif.

Update: Tyler’s profile is on Friendster, Towleroad discovered. Tyler either deserves praise for sticking with Friendster as its pummeled to death by the vastly inferior MySpace, or is far less hip and connected to the pulse of teenagers and 20-somethings than the rest of his castmates.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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