Wes and Johanna selling “dumb and poseurish” t-shirts on a “dumpy little site”

TVgasm points us to a new destination on the web: Wes and Johanna’s “dumpy little site” where they’re selling “dumb and poseurish” t-shirts. The Real World Austin couple is selling shirts that were inspired by, well, themselves.

Why would someone part with their money for a shirt that says “Made in Peru” or “Made in Kansas”? Their site has an answer, but prepare for some screaming, because apparently their computer’s caps lock key is broken. They say, “SIMPLY WEAR SOME OF THE T SHIRTS JOHANNA WORE ON THE SHOW.” That’s what was missing from my life: wearing the same t-shirts that Johanna wore. Speaking of missing, TVgasm thinks a few designs are absent from those available for sale, like a shirt that says “I’M SUCH A TOTAL IDIOT FOR EVER BUYING THIS FROM WES AND JOHANNA.”

A garish graphic advertising their new venture informs us that the couple “will be appearing on a future challenge airing in a couple of in a couple of months.” All of this is a good lesson: Before going on The Real World and then trying to use your fame to make money, take a computer literacy class, as long as it doesn’t conflict with your AA meetings.

When The Shirt Hits The Fan [TVgasm]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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