Wife Swap, The Bachelor 8 air reunion, recap shows tonight

Tonight, ABC bravely faces the final Monday of the winter Olympics by airing two reality shows that will feature recaps and reunions.

First up is a two-hour Wife Swap special at 8 p.m. ET; it’s officially titled, “Wife Swap Saved My Marriage.” Yeah. The show revisits some of the families to examine “the dramatic turnarounds in their lives — changes the families say are a result of their appearances on the show,” according to ABC’s description. The New York Times’ Virginia Heffernan says the special “suggests that the funny series is more than funny: it’s social work, defending the sacrament of marriage one reality-show spectacle at a time.” (Lest you think Virginia might get through a whole review without another factual error, she does screw up, saying the show debuted in the UK in 2003, when it was actually a year earlier.

Next, at 10 p.m. ET, is The Bachelor 8‘s “Women Tell All” special, where insufferable, insipid host Chris Harrison tries to get the women to fight with one another. Here’s ABC’s melodramatic, adjective-heavy description of the episode:

“A reluctant Travis faces the fury of the rejected women who spent this season of The Bachelor catfighting with one another in an effort to capture his heart. These Bachelorettes will confront each other one last time and dish the dirt on national television, as the women tell their side of the story. Emotions run to a fever pitch between these feisty women with exciting, never-before-seen moments and some outrageous out-takes.”

That alone seems to indicate that pretty much nothing will happen, because the show excels at causing Bachelor blue balls with its fake promises of upcoming drama.

Wife Swap [ABC]
The Bachelor [ABC]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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