Simon Cowell lied about not knowing his mean comments were being recorded

Simon Cowell might be a dick, but at least we can count on him to be honest. Not anymore.

Last week, he said that his comments weren’t meant to be aired. “What’s getting me into trouble,” he told Good Day LA, is the fact that producers “left the cameras rolling this year.”

But guess whose idea that was? On Friday, Simon admitted to Extra that he lied about the cameras recording, but first he lies about the fact that he wasn’t “complaining,” which he certainly was. “Well, I’m not complaining. I mean, I was the one who initiated in the first place. So, I can’t complain,” he said. Then he basically takes responsiblity, which would be refreshing had it come, say, before he lied. “I just got caught up in a few things that maybe I shouldn’t have said.”

Simon Says: Hello ‘Regis and Kelly!’ [Extra]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.