Critics, judges make fun of Paula Abdul when she misses a presentation because of an “eye infection”

Paula Abdul was missing in action at a FOX presentation for TV critics yesterday, and the other two judges–and the critics themselves–used the occasion to make fun of her. The Washington Post’s brilliant and witty TV critic Lisa de Moraes has the story, writing, “It’s the most fun we’ve had yet at Winter TV Press Tour 2006.”

A PR flak said that “Paula Abdul has an eye infection. She is on the way to the doctor and hopes to join us tonight.” de Moraes notes that Paula “looked just fine” on both the Tonight Show and Ellen’s show on Monday.

Once the presentation began, de Moraes writes, “Jackson and Cowell began to verbally wink at critics, as if to say ‘This is not our lie; we’re not lifting this lie, we have no investment in this lie — we’re too busy with our own lies.'” When one critic asked about an Idol contestant who sang while his eyes rolled into his head, Randy said, “He had an eye infection as well?” A critic countered, “No, no, he wasn’t accused of anything — he didn’t get an eye infection.”

de Moraes writes that FOX wasn’t very good at ignoring the Paula scandal: “One clip, of an alarmingly Corey Clarkish guy singing ‘You raise me up so I can stand on a mountain’ from Josh Groban’s ‘You Raise Me Up,’ cut to Abdul gushing about how his mediocre performance had blown her away. Did they learn nothing last season?”

Apparently not. One critic even told FOX’s president, “As far as I can tell, the conclusion of the investigation is that since no one actually saw her having sex with anybody, everything is okay.”

Paula Abdul AWOL From ‘Idol’ Panel [Washington Post]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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