NBC executives can relax after tonight, when the ratings dud that was The Apprentice: Martha Stewart concludes with a one-hour finale at 9 p.m. ET. Martha will select either Dawna or Bethenny as her apprentice, although she’s not thrilled with any of the candidates.
Speaking of asshat candidates, Jim talks to TV Guide, and naturally reveals himself to be so camera-aware it shames most of the Real World kids. He says things that remind us why we hate him and his fakeness so much, such as, “I know that jumping up on the kitchen counter in my bare feet pounding my chest like a gorilla is probably going to make it on television.” Yes, and it made it on TV; you must be very proud. I could continue to quote from the interview, but I’m going to stop making fun of him now, because, naturally, it just fuels his ego. “My wife’s like, ‘It’s so awful!’ and I’m like, ‘No, no, no, I love it!'”