Martha Stewart needs help naming her kitty

First, Martha Stewart demanded a piece of one of her Apprentice candidates’ sugar buns. Now, she wants us to help her name her kitty.

Martha actually has two pussy cats. However, she already named one Sirius. (Yes, product placement is out of control.)

Now she needs her audience’s help naming the other one. The choices are as follows, along with an explanation of each (as provided in a press release). I am not making these up:

  • Polaris, the North Star whose position in the sky never changes. When you face it, you are always facing North.
  • Electra, one of the four Pleiades stars that is classed as a giant.
  • Mira, a red giant.
  • Keira Knightley, one of the best and brightest stars working in movies today.

Sounds like someone wants a piece of Keira’s sugar bun.

What should Martha name her new kitten? [Martha]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.