Talan and Kimberly Stewart break up and cancel their engagement after just 11 days

From the Damage Control wing of the Department of Quasi-Celebrities Who Hook Up for Attention comes news that Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero and Kimberly Stewart are no longer engaged. Tragically, they’ve also broken up.

The two attention-starved quasi-celebrities had their representatives issue a joint statement, which says:

“It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment. It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold.”

However, that time-sharing is not actual dating, as the AP reports that “Torriero’s publicist, Jack Ketsoyan, said early Sunday that the two were no longer romantically involved. Stewart’s representative, Elliot Mintz, said they ‘remain friends.'”

They announced their engagement a whole 11 days ago, when Talan’s rep confirmed it to People magazine. As of then, they’d only been dating a few weeks. Who would have thought less than two weeks ago that this torrid love affair would end so soon? And what of the children who look up to celebrity couples like Talan and Kimberly and Nick and Jessica for examples of functional, loving relationships?

Kimberly Stewart and ‘Laguna Beach’ star call off engagement [AP]

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.


Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.