Big Brother 6 banner suggestions: relationships shattered edition

After the Tuesday and Thursday episodes of Big Brother 6, there was plenty of material for some banners to be flown over the house.

Suggestions from readers focused on destroying relationships, which, if they flew over the house, would probably result in toilet-room crying sessions. Here are some of the best:

  • Hey, Ivette: Cappy Doesn’t Miss You (contributed by Rach)
  • Sarah, you have won a free copy of “he’s just not that into you” (contributed by Stephanie)

I also think that a plain-old

  • America hates Cappy, and you

would work well. And it warms my heart that at least one person is focused on the houseguests’ inability to speak clearly and effectively:

  • “With That Being Said” Is A Stupid Way To Start Every Other Sentence (contributed by Rach)

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.