America’s Choice leads to confusion and conspiracy theories

Less than 48 hours into America’s Choice, and we’re already a nation obsessed, apparently with returning Kaysar to the house.

Fans are rallying for Kaysar’s return, producing magnets and even an automatic Kaysar-voting script that, via a framed web page, apparently votes again and again for Kaysar (use at your own risk). It’s so easy, even Julie Chen could use it.

But there’s the issue of mixed messages coming from CBS about whether or not multiple votes are permitted. (Incidentally, my reporting was based on what a network rep told me). In its analysis, Reality TV Magazine notes that a CBS press release says, ambiguously, that “Other restrictions on voting may apply.”

In addition, there are some conspiracy theories already gathering steam.

While Kaysar’s popularity is almost three times higher than Eric’s, the main polls voting page allows votes for Eric in both the “Who’s Next” and “Grand Prize” polls–even though it’s impossible to vote for Kaysar, Ashlea, and Michael. Kaysar was just eliminated and he’s not an option, but Eric was booted 10 days ago, and it’s still possible to vote for him.

There’s also an apparent bug in Firefox that causes Eric’s radio button to be highlighted after one votes for Kaysar or Michael and then hits the back button on their browser. However, if you vote for Eric, Michael becomes highlighted.

On the other side of the table, fans of Eric are also upset that nearly the entire House Calls program on was devoted to Marcellas (and, to a lesser degree, Gretchen) orgasming over Kaysar and insisting that he be voted back in. In its defense, House Calls is a) an Internet-based talk show whose hosts are free to make any sorts of comments they want, and b) no one watches it.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.