Mario gets a recording contract; Idol rumored to be dropping J Records

Mario Vasquez, who quit in the middle of American Idol 4, has signed a record contract with J Records.

The personal reasons excuse Mario stuck to had nothing to do with his sexual orientation or his being forced off the show, both of which were rumored. Instead, FOX 411 reports that Mario was “convinced by his lawyer — the same lawyer who represented Clay Aiken — to leave the show rather than stay and sign a management contract with the ‘Idol’ producers.”

Now, he “has signed a lucrative deal with legendary record executive Clive Davis and Davis’ J Records,” and Mario “will be managed by another legend, Arnold Steifel,” Roger Friedman reports. Laughably, Friedman also notes that “[i]f Vazquez had stayed on ‘American Idol’ and won — which he likely would have done — he would have wound up on J Records anyway.”

Mario likely would have won? Only on the planet where Anthony Federov’s singing doesn’t cause seizures and where time travelers prevented Carrie, Bo, Vonzell, and Constantine’s parents from ever meeting.

‘Idol’ Defector Mario Gets Big Deal [FOX 411]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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