What UPN’s Britney and Kevin taught us.

UPN’s Britney and Kevin: Chaotic is now over, and somehow, life must go on. USA TODAY’s Alison Maxwell recaps the stunning revelations you missed if you missed last night’s season finale. Among them:

  • “The wedding had shock value” because, as Kevin Federline explained, using his vast knowledge of popular culture to help craft a metaphor, “Everyone thought they were being Punk’d.”
  • Kevin Federline not only smells, he sweats a lot. that He told us that “his palms and feet are sweaty” as he was waiting to get married.
  • Kevin had to put his relatives in their place when he saw his bride in her wedding dress: “I had to slap all of my relatives in the mouth because their jaw was on the floor,” he said.
‘Chaotic': Britney’s happily-ever-after [USA TODAY]

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.


Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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