The Apprentice 3’s Alex: “It is not in my nature to keep track of every task.”

The Apprentice 3’s Alex: “It is not in my nature to keep track of every task.”
If there was any lingering doubt that The Apprentice 3‘s Alex Thomason is a colossal dumbass, it has been erased by his interview with TV Guide. For starters, he says things to himself such as, “That is gonna be hella far, dude.” He says his “Viva La Reagan Revolution” t-shirt “is a way to draw people into battle so that I can slay them.” He also says that his boardroom lie/misstatement about his number of losses came because “[i]t is not in my nature to keep track of every task. It is not a point of pride for me to rehearse and say, ‘I’ve done this much.'” He also says that all of his boardroom appearances were actually welcome: “I didn’t see losing tasks as that big of a deal because I was getting extra interview time with the boss.”

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

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Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

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