The Apprentice 3’s Alex: “It is not in my nature to keep track of every task.”

The Apprentice 3’s Alex: “It is not in my nature to keep track of every task.”
If there was any lingering doubt that The Apprentice 3‘s Alex Thomason is a colossal dumbass, it has been erased by his interview with TV Guide. For starters, he says things to himself such as, “That is gonna be hella far, dude.” He says his “Viva La Reagan Revolution” t-shirt “is a way to draw people into battle so that I can slay them.” He also says that his boardroom lie/misstatement about his number of losses came because “[i]t is not in my nature to keep track of every task. It is not a point of pride for me to rehearse and say, ‘I’ve done this much.'” He also says that all of his boardroom appearances were actually welcome: “I didn’t see losing tasks as that big of a deal because I was getting extra interview time with the boss.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.