Rob and Amber’s registry includes a toliet brush, olive dishes, a paper shredder.

Rob and Amber’s registry includes a toliet brush, olive dishes, a paper shredder.
Just when you think Rob and Amber couldn’t be more annoying, here comes more. Once again, the Beaver County Times is on top of all things Amber and Rob, and has altered us to the couple’s wedding registries. Keep in mind that, together, they earned $1.1 million on Survivor All-Stars alone, never mind the trips they’ve shoveled into their pockets on The Amazing Race or the cars they won on Survivor or all of their appearence fees. So why the heck do they need people to buy them, among other things, a $20 “Palace Classic Toilet Brush”? The registries–at Target and at Bed Bath & Beyond–are still accessible. By the way, if you need a quick way to vomit, just check out the picture accompanying the paper’s story; you’ll be heaving in no time.
+ also: Rob and Amber “didn’t deserve to run the race in the first place.”

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