CBS calls Rob and Amber “Romber,” officially announces their wedding.

CBS calls Rob and Amber “Romber,” officially announces their wedding.
Lost amid all of this Pope stuff is CBS’ official confirmation of what we already knew: Rob and Amber got married on Saturday. Yesterday, reality blurred reported an exclusive account of their wedding, which took place on Atlantis in the Bahamas. The photo CBS sent shows the happy couple at the resort. The release also confirms that “Rob and Amber Get Married,” the most creatively titled series in CBS history (“Locusts” comes in a close second), will air Tuesday, May 24. Over two hours, we’ll get “a behind the scenes look at the preparation for the wedding filmed at Atlantis, Paradise Island in The Bahamas, special surprises that they planned for each other, her bridal shower, their bachelor and bachelorette parties, their rehearsal dinner, the wedding ceremony and reception, among other events.”

But best of all, we all have friends at CBS. That’s because their press release was titled, and I am not making this up, romber_announcement.doc. Yes, the nickname used for the couple by haters and fans alike has been apparently adopted by CBS internally.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.