both teams lose Apprentice 3 task; Net Worth’s Chris is “not a homosexual.”

both teams lose Apprentice 3 task; Net Worth’s Chris is “not a homosexual.”
In the event that you missed last night’s episode of The Apprentice 3, it is important to be aware that Net Worth team member Chris is not gay. Donald Trump tried to persuade him to come out in the boardroom, but unfortunately, Chris isn’t gay. Trump asked him, “Are you not a homosexual?” Chris confirmed that he is not, saying, “Sir, I am not a homosexual.” This was preceded by Chris’ outrage over the advertisement produced by the other team. Making the effortless shift from nonexistent cast member to furious, red-faced screamer, Chris said that, in his team’s ad, they “weren’t over the top in the homosexual connotation. I think that’s disturbing.” Oh, also last night, both teams lost and had to both go to the boardroom, where Muder in Small Town X cast member Kristen got fired. But whatever: Chris is not gay. And, in case you forgot, neither is Ryan Seacrest. Got it?

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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