Ethan and Jenna work to save koalas.

Ethan and Jenna work to save koalas.
The other Survivor couple, Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca, “are in Australia with the Australian Koala Foundation to promote and support the survival of the koala,” Australia’s ABC reports. That gives us possibly the best line ever spoken by a former cast member. Ethan–who, like his partner Jenna but unlike that leech Rob, is a millionaire–said,

“I was a little nervous to see the koala named after me, it might not live up to expectation.”

Definitely something to be concerned about. Ethan added that that worrying was for naught, though, because “it was great, so cuddly, so cute. If you make little kissey noises it will put its face up to you and give you a little kiss on the cheek.” Just like Jeff Probst.

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.


Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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