did The Surreal Life 4 show Adrianne Curry’s genitals, and what’s with Chyna’s?

did The Surreal Life 4 show Adrianne Curry’s genitals, and what’s with Chyna’s?
VH1 freaked out about whether or not the debut episode of The Surreal Life 4 would show Verne Troyer naked and peeing in the house’s living room, but perhaps they should have focused their attention elsewhere. That footage did air–but so did a whole lot more. Original America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry stripped naked to serve sushi off her mostly-bare body to the other cast members just over halfway through the show. And right before the commercial break, the camera panned up her body, and the fig leaf didn’t seem to cover what it was there to cover.

Alert reality blurred reader Evan Weeks noticed this, and to illustrate his observation, we provide photographic evidence. (It’s more obvious in full video, but we’re not video-ready like those video-posting guys at TVgasm. Try to catch the repeats today at 4 and 9 p.m. ET, unless you plan to report this to the FCC, in which case it’s on at 1 a.m.) It’s kind of like one of those Magic Eye posters; stare at it long enough and all will become clear. Here’s the photo, which has taken a quick, clarifying run through the Shadow Illuminator:
Surreal Life Adrianne

This makes her the second Surreal Life 4 cast member to have genitalia issues. The first is Chyna Doll, aka Joanie Laurer. Her parts are fully on display on the non-work-safe box for her video 1 Night In China). As TelevisionWithoutPity poster riley605 wrote, “Y’all, it’s not just an enlarged female organ, it’s totally a male part.”

For non-photographic details, see the AVN review, also via TWoP, which details the “mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.