Burnett working on Apprentice musical.

Burnett working on Apprentice musical.
By now, it’s clear that The Apprentice is for sale to the highest bidder; Mark Burnett and Donald Trump will hand over their baby as long as you meet their price. (A spoiler about Thursday’s first challenge easily proves this.) But we never thought it could get worse than the talking Trump bobblehead doll. Well, it has. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the two men “are developing ‘The Apprentice: The Musical.’ Burnett is writing the book for the musical, which is under way, with several songs already written. ‘It’s a love story. … It’s very inspirational,'” he said. Although everybody loves a good musical, let’s hope he’s kidding or high.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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