Simple Life 3 subtitled “Interns”; girls spotted at a day care center in Delaware.

Simple Life 3 subtitled “Interns”; girls spotted at a day care in center Delaware.
Season three of The Simple Life will be subtitled “Inters,” according to a promo for the show that aired last night during The OC. This, of course, explains why Congress rejected the girls, because the intern jokes would be so obvious, not even the most anal-retentive staffers wouldn’t be able to resist telling them. However, the show might as well have been subtitled “We Make Paris and Nicole Work in Places Where They Can Do Real Damage,” as in addition to working at an airport last Friday, Paris and Nicole were spotted Wednesday at–get this–a day care center in Delaware. Hopefully, they were not in charge of dress-up time. Middletown, Delaware, reader Nick Duko tells reality blurred that “Several people yesterday called in” to the local newspaper, where his sister works, “saying they sighted Nicole and Paris in Wilmington working at The Small Wonder day care center.” Additionally, he reports that there were sightings at the Christiana Mall in Newark.
+ update: Delaware News Journal reports in-depth on the day care job.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.