post-Frances, reality blurred returns.

post-Frances, reality blurred returns.
reality blurred‘s world headquarters, aka my house, were in the direct path of Frances and her spiraling feeder bands of destruction, and her wrath has left me without any tangible connection to the world outside a radius within which I can shout. Already I’ve missed the debuts of The Next Great Champ and The Real World Philadelphia, and a bunch of other news, I’m sure–but that’s what happens when a big fucking hurricane decides to bitch-slap and boss around your neighborhood sort of like it was the partner of a megalomaniacal The Amazing Race 5 contestant whose name rhymes with Molin.

I’ll prove this with photos as soon as I dig my camera out of the rubble, but for now, someone’s posted pictures of the damage at the university where I teach, most of which is minor compared to the wreckage that is parts of my neighborhood. I’m kidding about the rubble, by the way, since my residence was spared all but large fallen branches, but the area is a mess: utility poles snapped in half, power lines tangled in the road, 50-year-old oak trees blocking streets.

Never mind the fact that living without a/c and cable and power and Internet access and cell phone service and refrigeration is barely tolerable; sitting in the dark at night with nothing to do, I’m ready to open a vein. Not sure when regular posting will resume, as estimates for power returning are, like, next Tuesday, but hopefully, with the generosity of friends like the ones who are letting me crash at their air-conditioned, power-supplied house for the night, there will be sporadic updates. A few items will follow below, and then we’ll see how things go. In the meantime, thanks for sticking with me.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.